Question for the Class

I break my over monthlong silence to propose this question.  What ever happened to those little while plastic thingies that Pizza chains use to use to stop the pizza box from getting stuck to the pizza?  I mean, during the late '80s and '90s they were everywhere.  I mean, they never seemed to work that well, and its not like my pizza's have been topless due to unfortunate cheese/cardboard collisions.  But...where are they?

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Homo-erotic Conversations with Brian

Bach480: Hey Brian
Psybabar: heyo
Bach480: Whats up
Psybabar: not so much
Bach480: Do you know what you want?  More than life its self?
Bach480: itself?                                                                                                   Psybabar: what do I want? More than life itself?
Bach480: Don't correct me, bitch
Psybabar: Don't make mistakes, slut                                                                                                    Bach480: You want to go to dinner with me: I'll even let you pick where. (the normal non-pan-asian cuisine clause pending)
Psybabar: are you propositioning me?
Psybabar: :0)
Bach480: Oh please, you coudln't handle me
Psybabar: hahahah
Psybabar: ok, see, under normal circumstances, I would say yes, however, I'm still recovering from some surgery I had on the 5th
Bach480: I see
Bach480: That is why you can't handle me
Bach480: But normally, you could
Bach480: ...interesting...

Posted at 06:04 pm by Scott
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A Familiar Question

So, I find myself asking once again 'Is Pat Robertson crazy?'  I mean, the whole praying for Supreme Court justices to die was a little out there.*  Then there was the whole asking for the CIA to assassinate the President of Venezula. That little comment had alot of people questioning his sanity.  Now he has apparently received a text message from God, making the claim that the recent stroke of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was 'the wrath of God.'  It couldn't possibly be the fact that the man had a stroke last month, is in his late 70s, is incredibly overweight, and has a very stressful job.  Its definitely because he gave the Gaza strip to the Palestinians.  I think Pat Robertson has moved happily to senility.  Perhaps his whimpering man-bitch of a son should start pre-recording his father's messages.

Conversations from my life:

Dr. Charisma: (While entering the information for my pay check) We should give you a raise.

Me:  I agree

Dr. Charisma:  Oh! We should add you to the letter head.  (Opens the file and starts typing) What title did we decide on?

Me: Editorial God

Dr. Charisma: Catchy.

Me: I thought so.

Dr. Charisma: (typing) Scott Moore - Editorial Associate

Me: That works too.

*-I would like to point out, since Robertson's prayers for a 'change in the court' only Conservative or conservative-leaning justices have left.  The four liberals are still there


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Conversations with God

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I love Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Because you're the best and sexiest Supreme Court Justice a boy could want. 

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